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23 Jan 2007

re: bacon

The pink is 60 million gallons of pig shit.

Filed by shaun at January 23rd, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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19 Jan 2007

re: reflections

The very low-opacity reflection of the drawn blinds on the window to my right is causing a strange scanline effect on the puffy Magritte clouds visible in the window to my left.

Filed by shaun at January 19th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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18 Jan 2007

re: every which way but productive

The hospital’s helicopter light reflecting off that big black cube building looks like lightning out of the corner of my eye. So much peripheral lightning.
One of the old lady office assistemps here has a framed picture of Keira Knightly sitting on her desk.
Nobody stole the receptionist’s lunch. Her lunch (Zap’ems Macaroni & Cheese) was in […]

Filed by shaun at January 18th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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17 Jan 2007

re: a force inversely proportional to the thickness of my sole

Just now, walking down the hall to get more water, I fell off my shoe.

Filed by shaun at January 17th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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8 Jan 2007

re: never fucking updating

Look look look You can wait forever, if you want. You can wait to write until you have a laptop and can do so on the couch, you can wait to start until you’ve got another cup of tea, you can wait to write your poem until you’re in your right mind, wait to exercise […]

Filed by shaun at January 8th, 2007 under indifferenthonest, a larger problem
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5 Jan 2007

re: that Tom Waits song about alcoholic office equipment

Two coworkers were at the fax machine near my desk, and the fax one was waiting for was not coming.
“What’s wrong with the machine?” she asked. “This orange light keeps flashing and it says Error: 4-F.”
I said, “What did you try to do, try to draft it?”

Filed by shaun at January 5th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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