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4 Jun 2007

maybe I should just buy a package of gold star stickers

I wish there were a quiet way to flag people, or their actions, or creations, as favorites the same way I can (though seldom do, because it would violate the lurker’s code) metafilter comments, so that that quiet feeling I have of being glad that as long as I’m in whatever place at whatever […]

Filed by shaun at June 4th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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23 Jan 2007

re: bacon

The pink is 60 million gallons of pig shit.

Filed by shaun at January 23rd, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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19 Jan 2007

re: reflections

The very low-opacity reflection of the drawn blinds on the window to my right is causing a strange scanline effect on the puffy Magritte clouds visible in the window to my left.

Filed by shaun at January 19th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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18 Jan 2007

re: every which way but productive

The hospital’s helicopter light reflecting off that big black cube building looks like lightning out of the corner of my eye. So much peripheral lightning.
One of the old lady office assistemps here has a framed picture of Keira Knightly sitting on her desk.
Nobody stole the receptionist’s lunch. Her lunch (Zap’ems Macaroni & Cheese) was in […]

Filed by shaun at January 18th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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17 Jan 2007

re: a force inversely proportional to the thickness of my sole

Just now, walking down the hall to get more water, I fell off my shoe.

Filed by shaun at January 17th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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8 Jan 2007

re: never fucking updating

Look look look You can wait forever, if you want. You can wait to write until you have a laptop and can do so on the couch, you can wait to start until you’ve got another cup of tea, you can wait to write your poem until you’re in your right mind, wait to exercise […]

Filed by shaun at January 8th, 2007 under indifferenthonest, a larger problem
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5 Jan 2007

re: that Tom Waits song about alcoholic office equipment

Two coworkers were at the fax machine near my desk, and the fax one was waiting for was not coming.
“What’s wrong with the machine?” she asked. “This orange light keeps flashing and it says Error: 4-F.”
I said, “What did you try to do, try to draft it?”

Filed by shaun at January 5th, 2007 under indifferenthonest
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28 Dec 2006

re: all about the Benjamins

Dear Internet,

It’s been, what, a couple months since I said anything? A couple years at least since it was with any frequency? (Yeah, that’s not going to change any time soon.) Thought I’d forgotten about you, didn’t you? Well, uh, I kinda did. I barely check my email.

The truth is, I’ve just been too busy.

OK, the actual truth is, I haven’t been busy at all. I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, because, really, it has nothing (much) to do with you. I haven’t made anything in any medium, unless you count writing bad country (I’m guessing they’re country, anyway, because they have an alternating bass line and mention Texas sometimes) songs on my guitar (which you shouldn’t). I haven’t been doing a damn thing except reading and watching cheap Target movies and the M*A*S*H box set. There are worse ways of stagnating.

Filed by shaun at December 28th, 2006 under indifferenthonest, a larger problem
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